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Friday, 9 January 2015

Do You Smoke

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Wife: Do You Smoke
Husband: Yes
Wife: From how may Years you r Smoking
Husband: 20 Yrs
Wife: How many Packs u Smoke in a Day
Husband: 3 Packs
Wife: What is the Cost of one Pack
Husband: 10$ Per Pack
Wife: So, u Spent Almost 2191504 in Smoking
Husband: Yes
Wife: If u have not Smoked u could bought a Ferrari
Husband: OK. Do u Smoke
Wife:NO
Husband: So where is your Freaking Ferrari

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